I need a Jew (Family Guy)
by Seth MacFarlane · posted by Exodus
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- +
- Blow note
- −
- Draw note
- b or '
- Half-step bend
- bb or ''
- Two half-step bend
- bbb or '''
- Three half-step bend
- (###)
- Chord — relevant hole numbers in parentheses
- < or *
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From the episode "When you wish upon a Weinstein", Enjoy!
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No-thing else has worked so far,
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So I'll wish up-on a star,
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Won-drous danc-ing spec of light,
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I need a Jew...
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Lo-is makes me take the wrap,
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'Cause our check-book looks like crap,
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Since I can't give her a slap,
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I need a Jew...
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Where to find,
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A "Bum" or "Stein" or "Stein",
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To teach me how to whine,
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And do my ta-xes...
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Though by many they're ab-horred,
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He-brew peo-ple I've a-dored,
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Ev-en though they killed my lord,
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I need a Jew.
(Knock, Knock, Knock)
Max: "Hi, my name is Max Weinstein. My car just broke down, can I use your phone?"
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Now my trou-bles are all through
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I have a Jew.
Max: "Hey!"