Asshole from El Paso
by Kinky Friedman · posted by herringwws
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How to read this tab — notation key
- +
- Blow note
- −
- Draw note
- b or '
- Half-step bend
- bb or ''
- Two half-step bend
- bbb or '''
- Three half-step bend
- (###)
- Chord — relevant hole numbers in parentheses
- < or *
- Push the button in (chromatic harmonica)
Full reference and posting tips in the tab guide.
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We don’t have no love ins in El Paso
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We don’t go to porno picture shows
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We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
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And we keep our kids away from Mexico.
5 6 6 6 6 6 -6 6 -5 5 4 4And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
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And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
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We don’t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
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God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
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We keep our women virgins ‘til they’re married
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So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.
5 6 6 6 6 6 -6 6 -5 5 4 4And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
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A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
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You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
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And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.