O Susanna (silly version)

O Susanna (the silly version) 
 
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O Susianna
Don’t mean to cause you pain
You know I love you honey
But your face would stop a train
 
We was comin outta Denver
The weather bein’ fine
Goin’ to Kansas City
On that - Rock Island Line
 
thirty miles of track ahead
and I heard the brakes go out
some of the men began to pray
but I began to shout
 
Oh Susanna, 
don't mean to cause you pain
You know I love you honey, 
but your face could stop a train.
 
Did you hear about Susanna,
she was in a terrible wreck
yeah, a big truck hit her head on
and durn near broke her neck
 
Well, they worked all night
they worked all day
they finally got her free
and now she's wearing treadmarks
where dimples used to be
 
Ohhhh Susianna
Don’t mean to cause you pain
You know I love you honey
But your face would stop a train
 
We was drillin down in Texas
And the hole began to choke
Yeah we lost the bit in bedrock
And the boss was goin broke
 
Foreman called for Susianna
Give ‘er a shot of Gin
Shoved her headfirst down the hole
And brought that gusher in
 
Oh it's heartache and heartache and heartache
for a loved one that looks the way you do (hard looker!)
Oh it's heartache and heartache and heartache
Meanest lookin gal I ever knew
 
Susie anna, Suzie anna, Suzie anna!!!