Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) (Spongebob)

by Spongebob Squarepants

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Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do

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But the world does not revolve around you

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Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas

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There's a sign above the line that says express

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That means ten items or less

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Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas

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Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too

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'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you

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Use turn signals, don't screen my calls

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Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls

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Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe

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Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube

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Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas

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It's Christmas!

(Instrumental break, will try to make soon)

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When others are talking never interrupt

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Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up

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It's the time for family and holly and turkey

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'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky

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Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes

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Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes

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Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas

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Santa brought nearly every gift on your list

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Why whine about the one that he missed?

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Don't be a jerk, it's Christmas