alfie ! !

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oh oh deary me,
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my little brother`s in his bedroom smoking weed
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i tell him he should get up
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cos` its nearly half past three
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he can`t be bothered cos` he`s high on thc
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i ask him very nicely if he`d like a cup of tea
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i can`t even see him cos` the room is so smoky
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don`t understand how one can watch so much t v
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my baby brother alfie oh i wish that you could 
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see.

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i only say it cos` i care
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so please can you stop pulling my hair
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now now there`s no need to swear
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please don`t despair my dear mon frere.

oh alfie get up it`s a brand new day
i just can`t sit back and watch you
waste your life away
you need to get a job because the bills need to
get paid
get off your lazy arse,alfie use your brain
surely there`s some walls out there
that you can go and spray
i`m feeling guilty for leading you astray
now how the hell do you expect that you`ll get
laid,when all you do is stay and play on
your computer games?

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oh little brother please refrain from doing that
i`m trying to help you out
so can you stop being a twat
it`s time that you and i sat down and had
a little chat
look me in the eyes,take off that stupid
fitted cap.
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please don`t despair,please don`t despair
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mon frere.